I competed with my son to see who could gather the most fruit from the farm, I won but he tried to argue tomatoes and squash aren't fruits

He was clearly cherry picking

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1. What is an elephant's favorite novel genre?

High phantasy.

2. My cousin accused me of stealing his personal identification number.

I can’t believe he’d try to PIN this on me!

3. I went to a nightclub last night but it was a total sausage fest.

The music was good though. They played some bangers.

4. The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns…

The husband looked at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

5. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

“Use the horse, Luke!”

6. I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they’re standing too.

7. Husband: I wanna die; wife: let me die with you

Husband: I can’t have a moment of peace with you, can I?

8. What’s better for pancakes?

A Duracell or .. a mug? The Duracell. It’s battery.

9. Why did the man keep getting back on his bike every time he fell off?

He was a firm believer in recycling.

10. Breastfeeding Awareness Month

We get it ladies, it's breastfeeding awareness month, no need to milk it.

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I competed with my son to see who could gather the most fruit from the farm, I won but he tried to argue tomatoes and squash aren't fruits

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